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Joke of the Day

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts!"

"To all the philosophy majors out there... Can I get a Grande Mocha with whip please?"

"What did Gandhi fight for? Nothing, he was against violence."

"What do you call a funny baked good? a pun"

"What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath? The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!"

"I've GOT to get a life stenographer. It'd be great to say, ""Betty, read back last night so I can see why I put a skillet on my nightstand."""

"I won $3 million on lottery this weekend. I decided to donate a quarter of it to Charity Now I have $2,999,999.75"

"Where did Zooey Deschanel grow up? In Albu-quirky."

"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, or two? Three, or four?"

"Two fish are in a tank One of them says: so you know how to drive this thing?"