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Joke of the Day

"Don't think you're immune. We're all just a whim away from singing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight."" Yes, a whim away...a whim away...a whim away."

"As a gay male, just once, I wish someone would ask me how I like my coffee. Them: Hey, how do you like your coffee? Me: Like I love my men! Them: Oh, Black? Me: No, anally!"

"""I need a boyfriend"" No, you WANT a boyfriend. You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty."

"What do you call a sexually repressed bandit? Rubbin' Hood"

"Money doesnt grow on trees? So then why do banks have branches?"

"Teacher : What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !"

"For the last time, I don't have any secret prison camps. Anyone who doesn't believe me will be sent to a secret prison camp."

"Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks."

"Are oranges named orange because they're orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?"

"A guy walks into a bar... He says ouch."