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Joke of the Day
"LPT: if you are lost in japan, ask for soy sauce ...it will shoyu the way"
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"a lawyer, a priest, and a gangster walk into a bar bartender says, ""what is this, a joke??"""
"Me: *gazes into his eyes* Him: *sweats* M *winks* H: I'm kinda uncomfortable M: But this is love H: It's my job to fill liquor orders, ma'am"
"A man with his hands in his pants is not crazy... ...he's just feeling nuts!"
"""Those who do not know history are doomed to repeat it"" [cut to: me wearing a toga and confusedly trying to conquer Gaul]"
"What does Sarah Palin eat when she's high? Baked Alaska"
"The thing about reverse psychology is that everybody gives you downvotes..."
"How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!"
"Yesterday my wife caught me checking out our hot new neighbor and all she had to say to me was, ""It doesn't matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home""."
"I have my headphones on, but judging by the reactions, that was an audible fart."