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Joke of the Day
"What does Sarah Palin eat when she's high? Baked Alaska"
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"I really hate people who never have bread for breakfast... You can say I'm lack toast intolerant I'll ^see ^^myself ^^^out"
"[An old thermometer breaks scattering mercury beads all over the floor] ""Get out of here, NOW!"" ""Why?"" ""HAVEN'T U SEEN TERMINATOR 2?"""
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? 0"
"Two girls and a cup walk into a bar. They get shitfaced."
"There are two things a true man never chases... His liquor nor his women."
"I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night ...After 5 glasses I forgot why I was in the kitchen."
"Never eat spoiled meat Or spoiled eggs"
"I remember lying in bed as a kid, waiting for Santa to come... Then there was awkward silence as he got dressed and left."
"Why did the Mexican take Xanax? To control Hispanic attacks"