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Joke of the Day

"What does Sarah Palin eat when she's high? Baked Alaska"

"A scientist Couldn't understand ""What is Marriage"" So he married, after it Now he couldn't Understand what is science ."

"""Dad, I don't feel good."" ""Do you want to go see the doctor?"" ""Yeah."" ""Are you gonna throw up?"" ""Maybe."" ""OK. We'll take your mom's car."""

"The problem with rich people is you're not one of them."

"too soon? Knock knock? Who's there? 9/11! 9/11 who? So much for ""NEVER FORGET"""

"How do you know your gf is getting fat? She starts fitting in your wife's clothes..."

"A virgin nun gets pregnant.... And she's sure it's not a miracle pregnancy so she bursts into the priests chambers and yells out ""which of you fuckers has been wanking on the candles?"""

"Man: Why is ur wife shouting at you? Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen"

"She wanted to be friends with benefits, but I said no because she didn't offer dental."

"Why are Eastern-Europeans so racist on average? They're waiting for one more dictator to treat them like animals before confirming that racism sucks."