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Joke of the Day
"I have my headphones on, but judging by the reactions, that was an audible fart."
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"Doctor, doctor...I've got a strawberry up my butt! That's ok. We've got some cream for that."
"First World Problems How to create FWP, Get a dog and a boy and throw the boy down the well and go get your dog to save him because you to lazy to do it *AMERICA*"
"Jenny McCarthy was wearing a jacket and gloves in Time Square on New Years Eve. I didn't know she believes in the theory of weather."
"Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman."
"I heard Nintendo once planned to change Donkey Kong's name for their audience in Germany There, he was originally gonna be called ""Danke Kong"""
"Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children."
"Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business. She does the ironing and he does the stealing."
"What does an asshole and a nine volt battery have in common You know it's a bad idea but your tongue is going to touch it"
"My Girlfriend Told Me I Need To Get In Shape..... I told her ""I am in shape! Round is a shape!"""