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Joke of the Day
"a lawyer, a priest, and a gangster walk into a bar bartender says, ""what is this, a joke??"""
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"A man walks into a bar and his name is JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
"So there's this humor contest... and a guy enters ten puns hoping to win with at least one. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."
"""who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning newspaper??"""
"My eyes have been bugging me recently, so I went to the doctor. He told me I have ocular herpes. Apparently I've been looking for love in all the wrong places."
"What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ? They 'turnip' their noses."
"4-way car crash reported in Mexico City. 86 confirmed dead."
"What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government. One of them is organised."
"What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead aaaant, dead ant"
"Did you know that pigeons die after they have sex? At least the one I fucked did."