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Joke of the Day

"The thing about reverse psychology is that everybody gives you downvotes..."

"When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that? Now it would be for the prescriptions."

"I know someone that was frozen to absolute zero once. He was 0K."

"I'm sorry guys Why can't Sally ride the swings? Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there? Not Sally..."

"What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar? An algorithm"

"I smiled and waved at my neighbour so I bet the first thing he'll do today is buy bedroom curtains."

"I saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to reverse and leaving the scene."

"I recently had sex with a biologist at her laboratory. I don't like to brag, but she had multiple organisms."

"And then one day we decided we were tired of sleeping in and doing whatever we wanted whenever we wanted in a clean house, and we had kids."

"Went out for a drive today in my car & bumped into an old friend... Hope he doesn't sue me."