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Joke of the Day
"Nigel Farage walks into a bar Convinces the patrons to set it on fire, and then leaves."
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"""If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly how did it fall off?"" Interviewer: I meant about the job. Me: Oh.... no I'm good."
"What is the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver? The drunk driver passes a stop sign, the stoner waits for it to turn green."
"What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador! Woof"
"teacher: ""there are no stupid questions"" me: ""ya ok but why isnt the plural of moose, meese"""
"here lately i've been feeling a void in my life... it's probably nothing."
"What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees."
"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming."
"Shockingly Pitbull's first name isn't Feat."
"What do Amy Schumer and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."