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Joke of the Day

"How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!"

"I was kicked out of mime school once. I hadn't put the safety lock on and my finger guns went off. The whole class took cover in their boxes"

"What ever happened to Windows 9? Windows 7 8 9."

"Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? They only had 2 trucks"

"It was actually the muslims who invented the C4 explosive... But it was the US:Army who later added a remote detonator."

"What did Ciderella say when she got to the Ball? ""*-Gag*-"""

"Do you know what band really bugs me? The Aphid Brothers"

"Why do I vape? It's how I let off a little steam."

"How does a Bee get to work? He catches a buzz."

"Question: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Answer: A Lickalotopus."