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Joke of the Day

"(NSFW) What do a girl's asshole and a 9 volt battery have in common? You know it's wrong, but eventually you have to put your tongue on it."

"A proton walks into a bar and orders a dr pepper no ice The bartender replies with ""are you positive?"""

"Two Italians are arguing They just keep saying ""You wanna pizza me?!"""

"What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers? I can't remember."

"What do you call a porno set in space. Apollo 13 inches"

"Spiders have it about right. If he doesn't bring her a snack when he courts her it's curtains.."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *choke*"

"I started up a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are through the roof!"

"I hope popcorn appreciates what the microwave did for its career."

"This week's weather forecast: Sweaty underboobs."