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Joke of the Day
"Two Italians are arguing They just keep saying ""You wanna pizza me?!"""
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"What's Mary short for? She's got no legs."
"*Creates Animals* God: They're magnificent. Angel: Some of ur best work. Man: Which ones go on pizza?"
"Never threaten anyone. It spoils the surprise."
"What can't you hear a pterodactyl go the bathroom? Because the P is silent..."
"Have you seen that sexy taser? She's stunning."
"So my girlfriend got a new tattoo...... Of a seashell located on her inner thigh, and the best part is if you place your ear next to it you can smell the ocean."
"the rugby players without a referee weren't keeping up with the news they kept asking ""whose put-in?"""
"Actors can get political in speeches if they want. Go for it. But imagine someone winning Wimbledon & going, ""Yay! I won! Save the whales!"""
"A pirate walks into a bar The bartender says ""Hey, you have a steering wheel in your pants."" ""Aye,"" the pirate replies. ""It's drivin' me nuts!"""