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Joke of the Day

"A proton walks into a bar and orders a dr pepper no ice The bartender replies with ""are you positive?"""

"Best headline I have ever read ""Tball stand pitches perfect game at special olympics"""

"How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Five. One."

"Why did the guitarist get arrested? He was arrested for fingering a minor"

"It's dumb for me to spend money on porn or sex... ... that's a lot of money wasted on 3 and a half minutes."

"Astronaut Booty Call... I'd like to see what's under your Kuiper Belt."

"look, men and women are BIOLOGICALLY different. ever since the cave man times boys have loved cars and girls have loved toy ovens"

"A secretary asks a favour of her boss. She asks ""can I borrow your Dictaphone?"" ""CERTAINLY NOT!"" he replies indignantly... ""You can use your mobile like everyone else!"""

"What are Turkish cattle best known for? Mootiny."

"Waking up Is the second hardest thing in the morning."