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"Spiders have it about right. If he doesn't bring her a snack when he courts her it's curtains.."
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"Dark humour is like food. Not everyone gets it"
"What's better than double-fisting a newborn? HADOUKEN!!!"
"Today my mum told me I wasn't an only child.... Today my mum said that I was an only child. I said, I already knew that mum seeing as dad is in jail for rape."
"I'm afraid my pet's going to die soon - he's already 14,000,000 in rock-years"
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged"
"Orange is the new white rest are black."
"In an elevator with my geology professor and my ex-geology professor. Can you say ROCKward?"
"Dear Johnson & Johnson: Ejacu-lotion Please DM me for my address to send royalties checks."
"What happened when the man put in mypenis as a password? Error not long enough."