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Joke of the Day

"I hope popcorn appreciates what the microwave did for its career."

"I know it wouldn't be ""environmentally friendly"" but I wish someone would invent disposable handkerchiefs."

"TIL the USS Colorado made nearly 12,000 career dives during WWII- significantly more than most modern submarines- and sunk the last Japanese warship of the war! Sorry, wrong sub :("

"Q: Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar? A: He wanted to take a month off."

"The best joke you'll never hear"

"I want to be a brick layer, I'm shittin bricks left and right.haha"

"Why did the kid steal the fan? He wanted to be cool."

"Hey, teenage girls, don't get pregnant. Unless you want your own TV show."

"Car next to me in liquor store parking lot has a family sticker. She has SEVEN kids. I better get in there quick! She's gonna buy it all."

"When the only light in your world is suddenly gone ...it's time to recharge your phone."