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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a porno set in space. Apollo 13 inches"

"I wonder if the Happy Birthday wishes I send out to my Facebook friends would mean the same to them if they knew that I was sitting on the toilet."

"I was about to tell a joke about sodium and hydrogen... ...but NaH"

"I just bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day"

"Did you hear about the Indian that drank 50 cups of Tea? He drowned in his Tea Pee."

"I received a request to go and fix a broken handle on a window. It turned out to be a crank call."

"[ouija board] Who are you? *board begins spelling* G-R-E-E-N--M-A-R-I-O What the -- a Luigi Board?! W-A-H-O-O--I-T-S-A--M-E"

"What do you call a group that has gotten nothing done since the 90s The UN"

"What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl? When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it."

"What do you call a Trump-supporting midget having a seizure? A Foul Munchkin Malfunction"