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Joke of the Day
"This week's weather forecast: Sweaty underboobs."
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"Decided to stop partying at friends houses who have toddlers... Those childproof bathroom doorknobs are absolutely hell to open while drunk."
"When women go wrong, men go right after them."
"What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"I have the body of a 25 year old supermodel But it takes up too much space in my freezer"
"Of course, Tony the Tiger isn't his real name. It's Lord Antoine le Tigris of Kellogg."
"It's like the only thing my kids learned from Snow White is that fruit is horribly poisonous."
"Doctors just assume I want all my blood at a particular pressure."
"Why did I wear no jeans today? my supply was short."
"You never have to worry about Starbucks running short on coffee. I hear they always have a latte"