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Joke of the Day
"This week's weather forecast: Sweaty underboobs."
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"What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia? An offer you can't understand."
"There's a couple sitting next to each other Wife: I will make you the happiest person on earth Husband: I will miss you"
"I've considered shaving off my beard But it's starting to grow on me"
"Why did KGB officers always travel in threes? One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals."
"Two tomatoes were sitting in a fridge... One tomato says to the other: 'Ain't it cold?' And the other replies: 'HOOOOOLY SHIT, A SPEAKING TOMATO!!!'"
"You want to scare someone? Call them."
"You Tolkien to me?!"" - Hobbit de Niro."
"What makes a salami excited? When the ham is cured!"
"What do fishermen say on Halloween? ""Trick-or-trout!"""