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Joke of the Day
"It's not that I don't know how to juggle... I just don't have the balls to do it."
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"Someone flipped me off so I threw my wallet at him and said ""I love you."" He didn't even die. Killing people with kindness is hard."
"Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much? They are cheap."
"History teacher: Which period did Cleopatra come from? Me: The one her mother missed?"
"The World Trade Center had a Speed-Reading club they went thru fifty stories in thirty seconds"
"After watching the 6th sense I have been searching all over for the previous five movies with no luck"
"What dairy product is the most revered? Swiss cheese, after all it's the holeist!"
"The worst form of Alzheimer's is when you walk out of the kitchen and forget to grab a beer."
"What is a Down Syndrome kid's favorite number? 321"
"If I were Obama, I'd totally lead with ""My fellow Americans, the situation looks popeless."" #SOTU"