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Joke of the Day

"After watching the 6th sense I have been searching all over for the previous five movies with no luck"

"Oh, hey guys how were the bars tonight? That's cool. In case you were wondering all of the Harry Potter movies are still really good."

"4 out of 5 dentists agree: kill a lion."

"What's black and white and red all over? A cow that's just been murdered."

"I think I'd be really good at pulling hay from a horse's mouth But I may just be clutching at straws here."

"It was obvious from the camera angle it was AMC killing it's viewers. #TWDfinale"

"Don't know why some countries have food problems If you're Hungary you could pour Greece over Turkey and fry it in Japan."

"If a waffle is a pancake with abs. Then is a sauage a peice of bacon with a dick? (NAF"

"Jus made the jerk off motion at a baby because his mom is using coupons."

"For once Bill will be talking about Hillary... When he says she blew it."