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Joke of the Day

"After watching the 6th sense I have been searching all over for the previous five movies with no luck"

"I had a one night stand with a girl who liked having pitchers of urine dumped on her head. It was a piss poor experience"

"Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: ""Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"""

"2 condoms are walking down the street and pass a gay bar... One turns to the other and says ""Hey, you wanna go get shit faced?"""

"Two pieces of asphalt are at a bar A piece of red asphalt walks in. One says to the other ""watch out for him, he used to be a cyclepath""."

"What's the capital of Greece? The G"

"Ladders causes more accidents in homes than guns That's why I have 10 guns, incase some psycho tries to sneak in a ladder. Gravity Falls has the best jokes."

"I hate when my iPod earbud cord gets hung on an object and it violently rips the earbud out and I get that murder-y feeling."

"My voicemail message is just me sighing for 20 minutes."

"Obese People: When your skeleton can't support your mass enough to walk? That's Darwinism's attempt to prevent further hunting & gathering."