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Joke of the Day
"What dairy product is the most revered? Swiss cheese, after all it's the holeist!"
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"*swivels around in evil chair* *evil laugh* *pets evil cat* *evil cat laughs* *jumps out of evil chair* ""Holy shit, that cat just laughed!"""
"My wife has been in the bathroom for almost 25 minutes. Im basically a single dad now"
"I noticed my waitress had a black eye so I ordered very clearly. Because obviously she doesn't get things right the first time."
"Did you hear about Greek porn? They can't do money shots anymore"
"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about."
"What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs? A Dell."
"I'm not John Madden, just John Disappointeden."
"When Tim Tebow found out he got cut by the Eagles he threw a fit... .. And even that got intercepted."
"Got a paper cut turning the pages in my self-defense book."