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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the kind and humble Jew that donated a lot of money to charity? Neither did I."
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"What did Dj Khaled say to the barn owl? You talonted"
"If I'm found dead in the bathtub clutching a toaster, check for Pop-Tarts before jumping to conclusions."
"How does a Jew calculate his escape path? Wind velocity times chimney height."
"They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your own damn business."
"Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!"
"a woman deceived me with makeup. she pretended to be a hot girl but she was actually a lizard who stole my emeralds. all of them"
"""OMG IT'S RAINING A LITTLE BIT AND NOW I'VE FORGOTTEN EVERYTHING I'VE EVER KNOWN!!!"" - Drivers, apparently."
"I'd like to thank my neighbors Who have always been by my side"
"If I were a Greek philosopher, my name would be Mediocrites."