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Joke of the Day
"The worst form of Alzheimer's is when you walk out of the kitchen and forget to grab a beer."
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"Whats grosser then gross? Shoving 12 oysters up your grandmothers vagina and sucking out 13."
"I like my women like i like my coffee... Bitter."
"What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League? The Starry Knight"
"I just quit my job, I couldn't work for my boss after what he said to me He told me that I was fired"
"We're making self portrait masks in art class. I think I'll get an A+. I could just be getting ahead of myself."
"What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years? [X-post from /r/SacrilegiousHumor] Church"
"My son got mad unfollowed me... I disconnected his phone. -I win"
"My Grandad had a pet shop. Which was a stupid thing to have as a pet."
"How do you tell if someone online is American? They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)"