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Joke of the Day
"What is a Down Syndrome kid's favorite number? 321"
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"Have you heard the joke about the girl with Progeria? It got old pretty fast. (I know, it's awful)."
"Don't be part of the problem. Be the ENTIRE problem."
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"Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA."