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Joke of the Day

"What is a Down Syndrome kid's favorite number? 321"

"I want my funeral to be 20 consecutive moments of silence followed by a first-time bugler playing taps."

"Amoeba: dad, how was I made? Amoeba Dad: well son, when a man loves himself very much"

"I told my girlfriend two sentences ""We need to buy a new car."" ""I am thinking about taking a break."" She started crying. I mean, she could have just said she didn't like that type of cars."

"Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in New England the mail carrier for one neighborhood commeneted on the ""pouring rain."" Well atleast the dew point is coming down!"

"Two condoms are walking down a street. A gay bar appears. One condom says, ""Hey, wanna get shitfaced?"""

"A pig pen elected its own leader . . . Polled pork."

"If 4 out of 5 suffers from Diarrhea Does that mean that 1 enjoys it?"

"Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?"

"What's the best thing about a woman? She doesn't have a dick! I'm so, so sorry."