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Joke of the Day

"If I were Obama, I'd totally lead with ""My fellow Americans, the situation looks popeless."" #SOTU"

"A Kiss can make my whole day... But anal could make my hole weak"

"I skipped leg day at the gym, but don't worry I balanced it out by skipping arm day, chest day, ab day, and back day so I'm good to go."

"What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan? The Pirates always lose."

"I really hope Al Gore was in a band during college And named it ""Algorithm"""

"My grandfather developed cancer in his early twenties. He is considered to be the most evil scientist that ever lived."

"Q: Why was the chicken happy? A: Everything was eggcellent."

"The USA condemns unprovoked invasion of a sovereign nation."

"First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning? Second person: No. First person: Good!"

"What do you call the hash marks on your headboard? Your tally skeet."