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Joke of the Day
"History teacher: Which period did Cleopatra come from? Me: The one her mother missed?"
Next Joke
"A: ""What is the integral of 1/cabin?"" B: ""Log cabin!"" A: ""Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."""
"He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good... Does Santa work for the NSA?"
"Who called it the NHL instead of the Just Ice League"
"If I had a dollar every time Trump said something stupid. I would have a small loan of a million dollars."
"Saw my neighbour scrubbing some graffiti saying 'paedo' off his door this morning... I said ""What's been going on mate?"" He said ""Fucking kids!"""
"A Jew with a boner runs into a wall He breaks his nose"
"What did Trump say to Putin after he got elected? Well, Vladimir, urine for a real treat the next four years."
"You'll never convince me people eat raisins for any other reason than by accident."
"I got fired from my job at Pepsi I tested positive for Coke"