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Joke of the Day

"Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much? They are cheap."

"What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use? Arab spring"

"I have just been kidnapped by a fat dude in a red suit, shoved in a bag and taken to the north pole and wrapped up. Who put me on their Christmas list?"

"I was wondering why my laptop saying Hello And Hello And then I remembered.... It's a dell"

"How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know"

"TSA agents might have to arrest me if... They felt deez guns *flex*"

"What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common? They are both over the counter strike"

"How do you steal a coat? You jacket"

"Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at Sport's Authority? Because he likes Dicks."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter a dick up your arse."