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Joke of the Day
"What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in when you get back"
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"The 21st century: Deleting history is often more important than making it."
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"Shit. Gotta huge job interview tomorrow and I have no clue where I put my prom dress"
"One difference between Men & Women is nicknames. Woman: This is Michelle, we call her Shelly Man: This is Johnny, we call him Long Nuts"
"What's a Mexicans favorite candy? Jelly beaners."
"So there I was at my favorite seafood restaurant having dinner, and I told David, my favorite waiter, that TONIGHT I wanted my fish exactly how I like my wife... ...""Battered it is, sir."""
"Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived? I came early."
"I always post things in the right sub. I guess you could say I do it subconsciously."
"There's no use crying over spilt milk. Particularly skimmed milk. Skimmed milk is watery enough without you sobbing into it."