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Joke of the Day

"One difference between Men & Women is nicknames. Woman: This is Michelle, we call her Shelly Man: This is Johnny, we call him Long Nuts"

"unlike drugs, twitter addiction won't cost you anything, except your social life"

"I'm opening a bar called The Office. You're welcome guys. ""Be home soon sweetie, I'm at The Office"""

"*flips a quarter into jukebox from across room, jukebox spits it back at me, it goes down my throat, ""wake me up before you go-go"" plays*"

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms? One is a good year, the other is a great year."

"A man walks into a bar with a gun And shouts, ""Who the hell fucked my wife?!"" A man in the back replied ""You haven't got enough bullets mate!"""

"What is it called when two little people get divorced? Daworfed"

"Knock Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Mandela Effect."

"How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods? Very exciting"

"What's the difference between Botox and Borax? Two letters."