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Joke of the Day
"What's a Mexicans favorite candy? Jelly beaners."
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"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 is dating 7's ex, and 7 has a history of violence and has been leaving 6 increasingly threatening messages. There is no joke here, 6 is in serious danger."
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh^im ^so ^sorry"
"Just went to the bookies to put a bet on a horse called ""Dirty Carpet"" it's never been beaten"
"Date: ""You're very tall! Do you play basketball?"" Me: ""You're very fat. Are you a sumo wrestler?"""
"Nothing warms my heart... ...quite like spontaneous combustion"
"what's th difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? the refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."
"What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween? Pump Kin."
"A nerdy science joke I was gonna make a joke about sodium, but NA, seeing most of the science jokes Argon, but my friend wanted me to say a joke about sodium, bromine and oxygen but I was like NaBrO"
"My friend used the term ""bad ass"" for diarrhea. ""You're badass."" ""I'm... diarrhea?"" ""No I meant you are the shit, man."" ""WHAT???"""