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Joke of the Day
"Shit. Gotta huge job interview tomorrow and I have no clue where I put my prom dress"
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"A decepticon is a just a cheeky emoticon at the end of a message intended to excuse the sender and confuse the recipient. Ex: Please die ;)"
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND-EEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"The Constipated Mathematician What did the constipated mathematician do? He worked it out with a pencil."
"Educated Twitter about to come and differentiate for us between an earthquake and tremor. We don't care...as long as there is shaking."
"The Police asked me to make a statement so I stripped naked and ran around the precinct shouting, ""Save the whales!"""
"Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea? ""Are you ticklish?"""
"There are three kinds of people in this world... Those that can do Math, and those that can't."
"I likes my liver like I likes my Twitter. Over capacity."
"Me with megaphone: ""COME DOWN FROM THERE. YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR."" Man: ""I'm fixing your roof tiles, remember?"" Me: ""I FORGOT!"""