45734

Joke of the Day

"Two deaf guys... Two deaf guys, Ed and Harry, were hanging out talking, when Ed told Harry a joke. Harry laughed so hard he broke three fingers..."

"I'd like my headstone engraved in Burger King font."

"So a pirate walks into a bar, he has a steering wheel on his crotch. The bartender goes: ""What are you doing with that thing?"" The pirate responds: ""Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."""

"Trying to make my teeth whiter, so I bought them a Subaru."

"Just beat Guitar Hero on expert in case anyone is looking for a virgin to sacrifice before midnight."

"What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise"

"In Photoshop, is there any way to make it look like I'm not dead inside?"

"Today, a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships... Apparently ""in HD"" was not the right answer."

"I would talk about computer science... But it makes my mother board"

"Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs."