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Joke of the Day

"Two deaf guys... Two deaf guys, Ed and Harry, were hanging out talking, when Ed told Harry a joke. Harry laughed so hard he broke three fingers..."

"What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!"

"Joke stealing is not a laughing matter That's why I don't steal unfunny jokes."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off. D:"

"I paid $600 to get off once Damn court costs."

"I wish my marks would smoke weed So it'd get high"

"Marriage is a three ring circus: - Engagement ring wedding ring suffering."

"What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels."

"Me: The new guy's a lumberjack? Boss: Yep Me: He seems nice... Boss: STOP Me: I'll bet he's good at... Boss: DONT Me: random axe of kindness"

"[white house staff meeting] Obama: Any questions? *Biden raises hand* Obama: Spongebob is yellow Joe. *Biden returns to coloring book*"