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Joke of the Day

"I always post things in the right sub. I guess you could say I do it subconsciously."

"KNOCK KNOCK Who's there? I'm I'm who? Hi Who, I'm Daniel"

"There are 3 types of people in the world. Those who know math and those who don't."

"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver? The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: ""Damn it!"" The bad sky diver goes ""Damn it!"" ::Whack::"

"I have beiber fever; every time i hear about him i get sick."

"I loaned a blind guy some money... It's ok though. He said he'd pay me back next time he saw me."

"My grandpa dies in a concentration camp He fell from a guard tower."

"How bad is the economy? Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs."

"Chris Hansen loses his job and has to get a new job as a cashier at Walmart ""Why don't you take a receipt?"""

"No, you're not fat, you're just easy to see."