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Joke of the Day

"4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed... 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects..."

"What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !"

"The silent ""p"" and ""s"" in ""Corps"" are why I have hardcorps trust issues."

"Don't commit suicide by jumping off a building or they might report it as a parkour accident."

"What is the difference between an Israeli and an Israelite? Israelites contain about 20% less fat."

"How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music? He listens to his old music."

"Iguanas feel love but don't marry ..know why? Cos to Mariguana is illegal."

"What do you call a fish that stands out? Out of plaice."

"I had this nightmare that Salma Hayek and Kevin Hart were trying to tell me something at the same time and expected me to understand it"

"I was trying to decide on a good Chris Christie joke to tell at the party tonight... ...then I decided I would cross that bridge when I come to it."