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Joke of the Day
"Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived? I came early."
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"I told a woman she'd drawn her fake eyebrows on too high she looked surprised."
"Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time? Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr."
"Demons must be obese... ...Because they hate getting exorcised."
"A grasshopper sits at the bar... ...and the bartender says, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper says, ""You have a drink named Steve?"""
"Gang tip: If a rival gang tags their symbol on your turf, don't cover it. Add a drawing of Calvin peeing on it. Now who's stupid? They are!"
"Me: I have a secret *I take off my wig* Her: I don't care still I love you *I smile, take off my bald cap* Me: you passed the final test"
"Buy a boat, name it Relation. Now you can tell people that you have a relationship."
"How Many Tourettes Sufferers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? Penis."
"What did the lazy monk say? Namaste..right here"