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Joke of the Day

"I've finally understood the meaning of ""politics"" It's derived from ""poly"", the Greek word for ""many"", and ""tics"", a blood sucking parasite."

"Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !"

"...and so they left. So they left. The bartender said, ""Hey, we don't serve your kind here!"" Two time travelers walk into a bar."

"A friend said he couldn't come to my party because he has diarrhea. I don't believe him, I think he's full of shit."

"I bought a Christmas tree today. The guy asked me if I was going to put it up myself.I said, ""No, I'll probably put it in the living room."""

"A man was caught having sex with the Venus de Milo... ...he was charged with statutory rape"

"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y"

"Dog The Bounty Hunter's greatest weakness is getting distracted when the fugitive throws a tennis ball."

"You'd think with all the hiking Dora the Explorer does, she'd be thinner."

"What do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench? The NBA"