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Joke of the Day

"...and so they left. So they left. The bartender said, ""Hey, we don't serve your kind here!"" Two time travelers walk into a bar."

"If you watch Cinderella backwards... ..it's about a women who learns her place. Old one but still funny."

"I'll take Manly Men for $500, Alex. ""Answer. These booklets of pages are a pointless waste of time."" What are instructions? ""Correct."""

"What's three feet long and keeps a twat warm? Donald Trump's scarf."

"What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft? Halfway."

"How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two!.......pac. ^(*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)"

"Do you know what a true competitor is? [NSFW] It's a guy who enters a masturbation contest and comes in first, third and ninth."

"What do you call a black guy with a fan? Antique air conditioner."

"How many jews can you fit in a Volkswagen beetle? 4 in the seats and 47 in the ashtray."

"The most maddening part of your parents giving you annoying advice is that they're usually right."