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Joke of the Day

"Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !"

"What is worse than dying in a mass shooting in America? Your dad finding out you're gay."

"What do you call houses who have good behavior? Manors."

"Vagina jokes are not funny! Period."

"What's the difference between a jew and a Canoe? Canoes tip"

"What does a diabetic elf need? Tinselin"

"NSFW Wife: Darling, do I please you in bed? Hubby: Yes I love that trick you do with your mouth. Wife: What trick? Hubby: The one where you shut the fuck up and go to sleep!"

"I want to start my own distillery, but i'm a bit hesitant.... it's a whisky business."

"What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender? No boos for me."

"A boy met a girl She:Every time u smile, I feel like inviting u to my place He(smiling):Why thank u.. are u single? She:No, I'm a dentist"