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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench? The NBA"
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"My lesbian friend gave a me a Rolex for my birthday. I don't think she understood when I said: ""I wanna watch."""
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"Why do Asian women have small tits? Because only A's are acceptable."
"What's the difference between a goat and a ram? I can't goat my dick in your ass."