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Joke of the Day
"A man was caught having sex with the Venus de Milo... ...he was charged with statutory rape"
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"I named my penis Truth... Because bitches can't handle it!"
"What is the most positive thing in Africa? HIV"
"Q: Define Transvestite: A: A guy who likes to eat drink and be Mary."
"I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now."
"I fucked a girl with one leg last night Probably should have used my cock http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2j7aff/z/cl9844o"
"Hear about the first Polish Olympic gold medalist? He was so proud, he had his medal bronzed."
"How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !"
"WIFE: why is the dog wearing a tux? ME: u said to groom him WIFE: i meant brush ME: oh...sorry buddy, wedding's off DOG: this is bullshit"
"Think of all the new jobs Trump will bring to America: Wall builders, death squad patrollers, bounty hunters and immigrant poachers."