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Joke of the Day

"A friend said he couldn't come to my party because he has diarrhea. I don't believe him, I think he's full of shit."

"If you have Spotify on your Ipad... then technically you're ""having your period""."

"After watching the Olympics, a little boy says to his mom, ""When I grow up, I want to be like Ryan Lochte!"" She says, ""Honey, you can't have it both ways."""

"Its funny how chocolate can make your clothes shrink"

"What's Up Doc? by Howie Dewin"

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They take things literally."

"Dear High School Reunions, You are now obsolete. Please contact facebook with any questions."

"What's the thin line between love and hate? A condom."

"I got a paper cut writing my suicide note It's a start"

"What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory? Two test tickles."