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Joke of the Day

"Dog The Bounty Hunter's greatest weakness is getting distracted when the fugitive throws a tennis ball."

"What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb? The crew."

"I still miss my ex-girlfriend occasionally Sometimes I'll get to my hiding spot outside her bedroom window just minutes after she's left"

"What do you call an asian women who flies an airplane? A pilot, you fucking racist."

"For once I would like to find a babysitter that doesn't get all upset when she gets to my house and realizes I don't have kids"

"Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but you're on Facebook instead."

"People who claim to talk to God are so delusional.. I've never talked to any of them."

"What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars? A bar-bee!"

"How to make holy water You shake the hell out of it."

"I was highly offended until I realised HR were calling me incompetent and not incontinent."