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Joke of the Day

"I hate when interviewers ask ""why do you want this job?"" So many responses run through my head, but I don't want to sound unprofessional by saying ""because I need the fucking money."""

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"Stuffs sugar packets into my handbag as I leave the cafe. Sachets away."
"How do turtles communicate? With shell phones."
"What's the difference between an ""Ooh"" and an ""Aah""? About 5 inches."
"What do you call a snake that works for the government? ~~A civil serpent~~ Senator."
"Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well it could have been worse. Manager: How ? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !"
"You're in love? Cool, I'm in sweatpants."
"Why do elephants have big flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks."
"I had children for two reasons; I wanted to start a loving family, and I needed a quick excuse to leave things."
"I caught a friend betting on a hospitalized children's limbo contest... When I confronted him, I asked, ""HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?"""