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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a snake that works for the government? ~~A civil serpent~~ Senator."

"What do you call a single use phone book? The YOLO pages."

"TIL the odds, as a male college student, of having sex with a given college girl. One in four"

"What do black guys do after sex? 25 years - life"

"I'm human, but I never got to go to space. Dogs and monkeys *aren't human, but they did. That's the gist of my lawsuit against NASA."

"A stupid knock knock joke Knock knock! Who's there? Europe. Europe Who? No you're a poo!"

"What has four legs but isn't alive? A Dead Dog"

"Boss makes a dollar, I make a nickel. I'd prob'ly make more if I tickled his pickle."

"A 2-hour movie called ""Can You Watch My Kid For Like 15 Minutes?"""

"What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year? Avo, CA does."