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Joke of the Day
"Stuffs sugar packets into my handbag as I leave the cafe. Sachets away."
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"What did one orphan say to the other? Robin get in the Bat mobile."
"What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends? [offensive] A sandy hook survivor."
"There are three bears a black, a brown, and a white one. Which bear dissolves in water? The white bear, because it's polar"
"Guy walks into a bar and says ""Give me a 'bad hombre'"" The bartender fills the glass with liquor, lights it on fire and throws it in his face."
"What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book? Where The Wildlings Are"
"So a guy gets on a bus carrying a pole. The bus driver asks him ""Are you a pole vaulter?"" The man replies ""No, I'm Swiss. And how did you know my last name was Vaulter?""."
"I hate restaurants where they won't let you bring your own mariachi band."
"My fiance is a med student and was talking to me about her geriatrics class... ... and my first thought was ""This is getting old real fast."""
"Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector."