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Joke of the Day

"I caught a friend betting on a hospitalized children's limbo contest... When I confronted him, I asked, ""HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?"""

"When you said you wanted to show me a stiff one, I had no idea you worked in a morgue."

"Went in for a prostate exam... I asked the doctor where I should put my pants. ""Right over there with mine""..."

"What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites? The laundromat."

"John said: ""Come forth, and receive eternal salvation."" However, John came fifth and got a toaster."

"What do you call it when you roofy a jello shot? A Bill Cosby."

"What do you call a Flaming Homosexual? A hate crime."

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, Teach a man to phish and he'll empty an old woman's savings account."

"Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon."

"I think it's weird that characters in comic strips always recite the alphabet to fall asleep... ...But it's even weirder that they always time it exactly fucking perfect."