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Joke of the Day

"Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well it could have been worse. Manager: How ? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !"

"When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make? Guac!"

"I don't think my new air conditioner likes me very much It keeps giving me the cold shoulder"

"What did the 0 say to the 8? ""Nice fuckin' belt."""

"Why don't they have gambling in Africa? There are too many cheetahs."

"Blonde and a dog Why did the blonde have sex with the dog? Because she likes it ruff."

"If I was a quotation mark, I'd be a single quotation mark."

"It's hard to compare Stevie Wonder to Ray Charles They are both just so out of sight"

"If you ever get arrested, lighten the mood by pretending to go for his gun."

"Wore an orange suit for the first time today... I stand by my convictions."