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Joke of the Day

"Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well it could have been worse. Manager: How ? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !"

"What did the carnivore say to the vegan? ""That's a missed-steak"""

"Cops think i am worth the chase...apparently."

"I don't know how to tell my friends . . . that rather than hang out with them, I would prefer to be at home, alone, daydreaming about having better friends I would actually want to hang out with."

"Every morning is the dawn of a new error."

"Who often shoots in the wrong direction? Clint Westwood"

"What's the difference between RAM and ROM? I can't ROM my dick in your arse"

"I don't have a summer home, but I do have several different email addresses."

"On went on a cruise last week and fell into... the Aft hole. I was stuck in that aft hole for two weeks. Source: Impractical Jokers"

"Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie? He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand."