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Joke of the Day
"Why do elephants have big flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks."
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"BREAKING - The Russian Navy has released a statement after accidentally sinking one of it's own submarines Oops, wrong sub."
"Here's what I've been thinking... How can a male have nut allergies?"
"I thought reverse psychology was when.. you made your therapist cry"
"If you can start the toilet paper roll without clawing it like a velociraptor then you're a wizard."
"I'll kiss a close talker just to teach them a lesson."
"""Can I buy you a drink?"" ""I'd rather just have the money"""
"If you like The Onion, take a look at The Ironic Times"
"My nickname for my mother is Hannibal Lecture."
"Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to."