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Joke of the Day
"You're in love? Cool, I'm in sweatpants."
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"Science Joke :) Two scientists walk into a bar. Bartender: So what would you two like? Scientist 1: I'll have some H2O. Scientist 2: I'll have some H2O too. (H2O2)"
"Why did Kanye blow up the bakery? Because no one man should have all that flour."
"What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito? Human beans"
"In America she's called ""Miley"" Cyrus, but in other countries she's called ""What America would be like if it were a person""."
"I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles lastnight.. My next poop could spell, Disaster."
"What's the name of the jewish spider? Spidermann"
"*rings bell* ""Can I help you?"" Yes I'd like a dragon on my back an- *starts pooping on a crucifix* WTF? *checks sign on door* ""Taboo Artist"""
"Did you hear that the CEO of Under Armour got in trouble with police recently? He was caught KEVIN, PLANKING, in a restricted area!"
"How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair? You flip it upside down."