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Joke of the Day

"Oh. This is hand *Satanizer.* Well, is my face red with the blood of innocents."

"What idiot called it a book shelf instead of a know ledge?"

"I fed the pigs at my farm their food, I guess I could say they went ham"

"Q: Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward? A: Because two Eds are better than one."

"My girlfriend said to me ""sex is better on holiday""... That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive."

"My sister graduated from college over a year ago and is still unemployed... I found her sobbing on the couch so I asked, ""having an existential cry, sis?"""

"Where does dubious pasta come from? The spaghetto. I can't take all the credit, however: I heard the word from [this](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xdp4k/the_gaydar/c5lnkep) guy"

"How'd the stomach know the food went bad It was a a gut feeling"

"*Morgan Freeman time travels back to 1810* Morgan Slaveman"

"If you were a browser, you'd be called FireFoxy."