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Joke of the Day
"How do turtles communicate? With shell phones."
Next Joke
"I got a new haircut about a week ago. It's starting to grow on me."
"I poured my root beer... ... into a square cup, now I'm left with only beer."
"Ever look out the window of a plane and see a huge target on the roof of a Target? Haven't these people ever watched the History Channel?"
"Bro:hey how are you? Me: eh, feeling stabby B: B:I'm afraid if I tell you that's not a real word you'll show me what it means. Me: smart"
"I've never wanted to know the answer to anything bad enough to ask a question at the end of a meeting that's running 30 minutes over time."
"I traced the call. It was phone-shaped."
"What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11? 10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion"
"I just seen someone update their status on Facebook to ""I Wish Every Guy Was Like Jack From The Titanic."" What... Dead at the bottom of the ocean?"
"A poem for r/Jokes ""Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog."""