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Joke of the Day
"My bread factory burned down. Now my business is toast."
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"This bathroom attendant is a little overzealous. I can shake ""it"" myself. Also, I am not in the bathroom."
"[PAPARAZZI] Bugs Bunny is it true u were shot by Elmer Fudd [BB]sips drink that's ridiculous water shoots out of holes No more questions"
"How do hair stylists get in shape? Curling Iron."
"Why didn't the melon get married? Because it can't elope."
"*paints car camouflage* *stops making payments*"
"What do you do with unruly shapes? You put them in prism"
"A guy died while having sex He came and went"
"My boss keeps getting pissed when I call him 'Dick' for short... It might be because his name is Brian."
"Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends? They can't defend their towers."